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Making Astrology Work For You
Natal Chart Analysis
Travel and Relocation
Hire a Timing Expert! The Future
Build
Your Luck
The Money
Checkup Business Scheming
Corporate Charts
Political Medical
Legal Careers
Love
Trouble is My Business Compatibility
and Comparisons
Wedding charts
Launches
Quickies
Cosmic Concierge
Gift horoscopes
Quantum Physics
Fees
WE NEVER SLEEP. . .WE GUARD YOUR PLANETS WHILE THEY CREEP
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Natal Chart Analysis
Travel and Relocation
Hire a Timing Expert! The Future
Build
Your Luck
The Money
Checkup Business Scheming
Corporate Charts
Political Medical
Legal Careers
Love
Trouble is My Business Compatibility
and Comparisons
Wedding charts
Launches
Quickies
Cosmic Concierge
Gift horoscopes
Quantum Physics
Fees
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Services
Natal Chart Analysis
Travel & Relocation
Hire a Timing Expert!
The Future
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Natal Chart Analysis
Travel and Relocation
Hire a Timing Expert! The Future
Build
Your Luck
The Money
Checkup Business Scheming
Corporate Charts
Political Medical
Legal Careers
Love
Trouble is My Business Compatibility
and Comparisons
Wedding charts
Launches
Quickies
Cosmic Concierge
Gift horoscopes
Quantum Physics
Fees
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Travel, Relocation and Astro*Carto*Graphy
Where is your soar spot? Everybody's got places they adore, and these places love them right back. And there's never just one ideal place to be. That's the first thing they teach you when you take the course to be a Licensed Astro*Carto*Graphy Interpreter. When a client asks, 'What's the best place for me to be?" , we grin. And then we ask you right back: 'The best place for what? Money? Love? Fame? Sex? Privacy? Artistic Inspiration? Making a killing in the property market? What? ' Whether you're relocating, going on holiday, planning your honeymoon, or staying home and planning to do business with people across the world, you'll be amazed at what astrology can do for you. We've got stay-at-home clients who report thrilling results using our Astro*Carto*Graphy and Cyclo*Carto*Graphy maps. What's Cyclo*Carto*Graphy? Oh, that's just the map that tells us where the planets are sneaking around right now, bringing you big-time luck or causing you extra trouble in places you'd never know about if you just had your Astro*Carto*Graphy map done. We don't want you to miss a thing! But there's more. We can make you a 'magnified map' and go over any area or continent you tell us with a fine tooth comb, picking out the best areas. Or compare your horoscope with a city, or state, or nation, planet by planet. Or do all of these things for you. It's your custom reading. But one thing we promise: we'll never give you just one place to go. You'll get a bouquet of options. Because different sides of your personality will pop up and shine in different places. Why not explore them all? NB: In
order to do a first-rate job for you, we'll have your natal chart and future
projections ready and on hand when we look at your maps. We have to know what's
going on with you, not just your map. All Licensed Astro*Carto*Graphy
Interpreters are required to work with natal and future charts.
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Your natal chart is a 'snapshot' of the way the sky looked at the moment you were born -it looks a lot like a big pizza, with planets plopped on top. No two charts are ever the same. And whether you're a newcomer to astrology or a seasoned cosmic traveller looking for a fresh take on your chart, or something more sophisticated, you'll love our deeply useful analyses of what makes you tick, and how to love and use all the different parts of your unique personality to be gloriously yourself. Wondering what clients have to say about our natal chart interpretations? Well, actually, we wrote the book on that one. It's called Secrets From A Stargazers Notebook: Making Astrology Work For You. Check out what readers and clients have to say on Amazon.com. Y'all come back now, hear?
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Hire a Timing Expert!Timing is everything. We do timing all day. We build times to launch your product, throw a party, marry, wiggle out of a frustrating partnership, and so forth and so on, et cetera, blah blah blah. And we analyse times when you might be negotiating, or in court, or getting that tooth seen to or that knee replaced . We fix bad timing: those papers you signed, that wonky corporation you drew up. And you can use timing to make sure the person you're spending the day with will have the best time he or she has ever had - all year. Oh, yeah. |
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The Future
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official: the future is open. And changing every minute. Make a teensy-weensy
tweak now and you open up a whole new set of possibilities, We're all playing with probabilities in a vast, celestial cosmic casino. And when your stargazer's rolling out the blueprints and shows you all your probabilities, you're always playing to win. The future is not fixed. You and I do not have a static Destiny. According to the laws of quantum physics, we seem to have multiple, branching futures and outcomes. The future is an open, fluid equation, and it is indifferent. Your astrologer is not. You are hiring a star-slinger to be enthusiastically, ethically, passionately, 1000 % on your side and in your corner - because the future doesn't care. (It can't - that would violate the rules of physics.) But that means the future doesn't mind if you tweak it a bit, either. Any small change that you might make now will bring about a completely different outcome. And that's what the art of astrology is really about. Our job is to give you all the timetables and as many of the roads ahead as possible. So you can choose the best possible outcome, again, and again, and again. |
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WHEN, WHERE, HOW WILL I FIND MY TRUE LOVE?
Oddly enough, astrology is brilliant at this. And
you will be brilliant at it, too.
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ROMANTIC TIMINGOf course timing is everything. We'll teach you the tips, tricks and techniques. Then do your own experimenting!
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QUICKIES: SNEAK PEEKS AT YOUR SWEETHEARTSHave you met an enchanting, mysterious stranger? Yes! Could this be The One? Could s/he fall madly in love with you...or should you let this poor fishy flop back into the pond? Sometimes you meet six possibles in one week. Yikes! Which ones should you see first? Give us the birth dates of anyone who interests you - just day, month, and year will do. You don't need a birth time for this kind of quick but awesomely accurate deep peek. We'll analyse the spectrum of possible outcomes of any relationships between you and anyone - lightening fast. Our must-have astrological 'quick peeks' include your sweethearts' natal charts, synastry (planet-to-planet comparison), composite charts, and timing. |
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Congratulations. You're getting married. You want the day to be amazing. And you want to marry under the best and kindest and luckiest stars ever! Can do. We do a lot of these. Your wedding horoscope is the map of a moment. It describes your futures together as you set sail on the seven seas. And did you know that two people can also 'lock in' good luck and fortune for ever by choose a wedding date under the luckiest stars possible? Our mission: to build you a brilliant marriage blueprint for an enterprise as strong and high, wide and handsome as a first-class ocean liner...purpose-built, sailing and supported by the stars. All parts must work beautifully together and be able to withstand storms and squalls - and no icebergs. Marriage is a legal contract: it must benefit and protect both parties. There is more, much more, to selecting a day to marry than skipping the void-of-course moon! Must your special moment be at sunset? Tell us. Never on a Friday? No problem. Don't know where to marry - on the beach, in the mountains, at the Groucho? Give us your list of places you might marry. We'll work with you, asking you questions about what you want your marriage to be - and not just the ceremony and the party - customising your dreams, desires, and your marriage dates with both your goals. Just tell us your parametres (try to give us a wide-ish time range for choosing your wedding dates, for best and long-lasting results). We promise not to tell you the best time to marry is three o'clock in the morning in Rarotonga unless you absolutely insist. You'll be able to choose from a bouquet of wedding dates and times. We'd hate to give you just one wedding date or time, unless the planets upstairs are being extremely naughty. This is rare, but in that case we'll ask if you would like to widen your date search to a wider time range.) We'll do ask at least twelve weeks to work on your wedding chart: as two people's horoscopes are involved, it's a complicated, long job. But it will be worth it. If your intended is a flight risk, we can and build charts that will hold that tiger, happily. Please let us know your personal requirements.
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BREAKING UP. . . OBSESSING...WONDERING... CURIOUS ABOUT A PAST LOVE?One of our most popular services, the 'post mortem' after a relationship hits the rocks can be a weirdly comforting, therapeutic and, in a twisted kind of way, fun thing to do. We analyse your former sweetheart's stars with yours to explore what went wrong, or why a relationship might not have worked out. If your ex appears to be a hapless, irredeemable reprobate, of course, we will be happy to tell you so. Over and over, if you like. You will face the future equipped with seriously useful astrology tools to avoid making the same mistakes again, and you will learn cool new moves for finding new sweethearts with more suitable stars so you can make only new mistakes. Zen masters have a phrase for this: 'shushaku jushaku.' Roughly translated, it means: 'to shuffle from one mistake to the next - that is the true path of Zen.' |
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Are you and your investments well-matched? Could the little devils and darlings be sweeter to you? Ka-ching! We'll check your favourite stocks and shares, one by one. Are there other ways of adding to your income that you might not know about?
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We build first-rate customised dates for forming your corporations, LLC, PLC, and your DBA. Bought a few shells? We'll tell you which ones are more likely to be lucrative for you. Offshore, out of the galaxy, no problem. We can even tell you where, along with our unsurpassable whens.
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PREMIERES, PARTIES, LAUNCHES AND SHOP OPENINGS
Choosing the most favourable date and time to fling wide the doors to let the world in may be the best investment of all. Of course we're working with you on this. What kind of party do you want? What impressions do you wish to create? What results do you want? We're listening. |
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What's your 'calling' in life? Are you a suit or a lion-tamer? Could you be famous, and if so, when? A careful analysis of your chart will tell. Is there money in your artistic career? Should you quit your day job? Will you change careers? What should you look for in finding a mentor? When's your big break? Would you be happier doing something else? Could you have your own business, or will joining a team be your path to glory? Ask your Stargazer. |
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We offer a full range of confidential astrological support services that can help you choose attorneys (we've also got a pretty good Rolodex -just ask), prepare for court, avoid a court fight, negotiate, set up deposition dates, and use good timing and strategic planning and analysis to understand all the moving parts. |
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POLITICAL
The Reagans used astrology for a 'Teflon presidency'. Other politicians do, every day. Don't ask who - we never tell. If you hire us, no one will ever know about it.? Want to see if you should run this time, when to announce, or wait until next time? Want to win? Talk to us. |
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MEDICAL COMPARISONS AND TIMINGMedical emergency cases are given V.I.P. rush priority. Your case will go to the top of the list. We can help you choose doctors, dentists, surgeons, nurses, home care workers, and do meticulously researched dates for surgery for optimum outcomes. We will be happy to speak to the physician's schedulers for you if you would rather not do this stressful astrological chore yourself. Please consult your doctor for your medical questions. If you need a second, third or even fifth opinion, we can find you a good doctor. This has nothing to do with astrology and everything to do with making sure you have the best options at a frightening time. Nota Bene: The belief that a person 'creates' his or her medical condition has no place in science or in an ethical practice. Being unwell isn't your "karma'. It happens to us all. Sick and frightened people deserve V.I.P. treatment, and that's what you'll get here - not medieval attitudes and blame-the-victim quackery. We'll do everything we can to help and support you. See Illness As Metaphor by Susan Sontag. |
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A brilliant soup-to-nuts horoscope reading is - or should be - a heady, life-changing, exhilarating experience, that rare affirmation of who you are and where you want to go. The best readings are like a shiny new set of designer spectacles: get the right one, and you'll be able to see far for years to come. And guess what? Your frantic friend would love a reading.. Tell us what you want for your friend and we'll design and deliver a gift reading completely customised to your friend's requirements. In a rush? Of course you are, No problem: we can rush a shiny Welcome Kit right over, with a gift invitation for a two hour Supersession reading on tape. |
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Good old quantum physics. All doors are open, and all the parts are moving all the time. And what a lo-o-o-o-o-ong salad bar of future moves you have to choose from! Hmm. Look at the experiment - you change the experiment. No such thing as Destiny. Multiple futures, multiple destinies. We have many Destinies, every day. It's only a matter of choosing. May the future bring you every happiness.
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Fees for custom work furnished cheerfully upon request - they vary, based upon what 'the job' you want done - just ask! Most credit cards accepted. When ordering please enclose day, month, and year of birth, birth place and birth time (as accurate as possible). Thank you. May the future bring you every happiness. Call our Hotline (001) 212 750 0188.
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Natal Chart Analysis
Travel and Relocation
Hire a Timing Expert! The Future
Build
Your Luck
The Money
Checkup Business Scheming
Corporate Charts
Political Medical
Legal Careers
Love
Trouble is My Business Compatibility
and Comparisons
Wedding charts
Launches
Quickies
Cosmic Concierge
Gift horoscopes
Quantum Physics
Fees
WE NEVER SLEEP. . .WE GUARD YOUR PLANETS WHILE THEY CREEP
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