Confidential Services

Welcome!

Delighted to see you! Yes, do come in! You're right on time. Won't you sit down?

Ah. Of course you're sitting down. Well, what would you say if we told you that you could have a magical, detailed, custom-made,  utterly stunning, confidential astrological reading the way you need it to be, one that helps you to get a bird's eye view of all your possible futures?

     

Think of your horoscope as a long, lush salad bar . We'll tell you what the planets are serving up today, next year, ten years from now, so that you may make your own selection, based on informed, smart, educated choices. Chart your own course.

 

Your Stargazer's job is to find out what you wish to accomplish, go over every inch of your chart with you, and tell you about every single one of your future options. And then we'll find you  those special times to act when the windows of opportunity for success are wide open.

 

Your goals, your dreams, your mysteries, your needs, your desires, and yes, your challenges --- every detail will be catered for.

 

 We will cover the points — large and small — you want to cover.  What's on your wish list? We're listening. Email me anytime. Or you can make a list in a letter or private fax, which I'll burn afterwards, if you'd like! No time to write? No problem. We'll get on the phone and I'll take lots of notes. We can dream, scream, plan and get your planets sorted…the way you like them. What'll be in your reading? Pure information---the straight skinny---on your future options. Because  you deserve to boss your own stars. Yes! You’re the boss.

 

This is flabbergasting, detailed, crazy work: when you order future projections, we use three or more different systems of astrological projection techniques, because we don't want to miss anything. weird or wonderful, that you need to know about. Before we're ready for our reading together, at least twelve hours (and often many more) of preparation will go into getting you your answers and options. 

Sit back, relax and get "the works" on the phone, any time, in your own private Supersession. May the future bring you every happiness!

 

                                            Your Faithful Stargazer,

                                                                                                    Debbi Kempton-Smith

 

P.S.: What are some of the astonishing things astrology can do for you? Click on the links to see a few of our clients' favourite ways of making astrology work for people who don't have all day to figure out tomorrow. These are just a few ideas. If you don't see what you want, just ask!

Services

Natal Chart Analysis Travel & Relocation Hire a Timing Expert! The Future
The Money Checkup   Build Your Luck Business Scheming Corporate Charts  Political
Medical
Legal 
Career & Vocational 
Love Trouble is My Business  Compatibility and Comparisons  Wedding charts  Launches  Quickies         Cosmic Concierge  Gift horoscopes   Quantum Physics  Fees

Travel, Relocation and Astro*Carto*Graphy

Where is your soar spot? Everybody's got places they adore, and these places  love them right back.

And there's never just one ideal place to be. That's the first thing they teach you when you take the course to be a Licensed Astro*Carto*Graphy Interpreter.

When a client asks, 'What's the best place for me to be?" , we grin. 

And then we ask you right back:  'The best place for what? Money? Love? Fame? Sex? Privacy? Artistic Inspiration? Making a killing in the property market? What? '

Whether you're relocating, going on holiday, planning your honeymoon, or staying home and planning to do business with people across the world, you'll be amazed at what astrology can do for you. We've got stay-at-home clients who report thrilling results using our Astro*Carto*Graphy and Cyclo*Carto*Graphy maps. What's Cyclo*Carto*Graphy? Oh, that's just  the map that tells us where the planets are sneaking around right now, bringing you big-time luck or  causing you extra trouble in places  you'd never  know about if you just had your Astro*Carto*Graphy map done. We don't want you to miss a thing!

But there's more. We can make you a 'magnified map' and go over any area or continent you tell us with a fine tooth comb, picking out the best areas.

Or compare your horoscope with a city, or state, or nation, planet by planet.

Or do all of these things for you. It's your custom reading.

But one thing we promise: we'll never give you just one place to go. You'll get a bouquet of options.

Because different sides of your personality will pop up and shine in different places.

Why not explore them all?  

NB: In order to do a first-rate job for you, we'll have your natal chart and future projections ready and on hand when we look at your maps. We have to know what's going on with you, not just your map. All Licensed Astro*Carto*Graphy Interpreters are required to work with natal and future charts.
 

about Debbi Kempton-Smith

Natal Chart Analysis

 Your natal chart is a 'snapshot' of the way the sky looked at the moment you were born -it looks a lot like a big pizza, with  planets plopped on top. No two charts are ever the same. And whether you're a newcomer to astrology or a seasoned cosmic  traveller looking for a fresh take on your chart, or something more sophisticated, you'll love our deeply useful analyses of what makes you tick, and how to love and use all the different parts of your unique personality to be gloriously yourself. 

Wondering what clients have to say about our natal chart interpretations? Well, actually, we wrote the book on that one. It's called Secrets From A Stargazers Notebook: Making Astrology Work For You. Check out what readers and clients have to say on Amazon.com. Y'all come back now, hear?

 Hire a Timing Expert! 

Timing is everything. We do timing all day.  We build times to launch your product, throw a party, marry, wiggle out of a frustrating partnership, and so forth and so on, et cetera, blah blah blah.

And we analyse times when you might be negotiating, or in court, or getting that tooth seen to or that knee replaced . We fix bad timing: those papers you signed, that wonky corporation you drew up. And you can use timing to make sure the person you're spending the day with will have the best time he or she has ever had - all year. Oh, yeah.

The Future

It's official: the future is open. And changing every minute. Make a teensy-weensy tweak now and you open up a whole new set of possibilities,   your future histories branching out before you. Tweak it again and you open another set of options.

We're all playing with probabilities in a vast, celestial  cosmic casino. And when your stargazer's rolling out the blueprints and shows you all your probabilities, you're always playing to win.

The future is not fixed. You and I do not have a static Destiny. According to the laws of quantum physics, we seem to have multiple,  branching futures and outcomes.

The future is an open, fluid equation, and it is indifferent. Your astrologer is not. You are hiring a star-slinger to be enthusiastically, ethically, passionately, 1000 % on your side and in your corner - because the future doesn't care. (It can't - that would violate the rules of physics.)

But that means the future doesn't mind if you tweak it a bit, either. Any small change that you might make now will bring about a completely different outcome. And that's what the art of astrology is really about. Our job is to give you all the timetables and as many of the roads ahead as possible. So you can choose the best possible outcome, again, and again, and again.

WHEN, WHERE, HOW WILL I FIND MY TRUE LOVE?

Oddly enough, astrology is brilliant at this. And you will be brilliant at it, too.
There are multitudes of spectacular astrological techniques for finding your bliss We'd never dream of giving you just one. You'll have as many advantages, tips, techniques, ideas and as many shots at luck and happiness as you can stand. Because when it comes to affairs of the heart, you can never have Too Much Information.

ROMANTIC TIMING

Of course timing is everything. We'll teach you the tips, tricks and techniques. Then do your own experimenting!

QUICKIES: SNEAK PEEKS AT YOUR  SWEETHEARTS 

Have you met an enchanting, mysterious stranger? Yes! Could  this be The One? Could s/he fall madly in love with you...or should you let this poor fishy flop back into the pond?

Sometimes you meet six possibles in one week. Yikes! Which ones should you see first? Give us the birth dates of  anyone who interests you - just day, month, and year will do. You don't need a birth time for this kind of quick but awesomely accurate deep peek.

We'll analyse the spectrum of possible outcomes of any relationships between you and anyone - lightening fast. Our must-have astrological 'quick peeks' include your sweethearts' natal charts, synastry (planet-to-planet comparison), composite charts, and timing.

WEDDING CHARTS

Congratulations. You're getting married. You want the day to be amazing. And you want to marry under the best and kindest and luckiest stars ever! Can do. We do a lot of these.

Your wedding horoscope is the map of a moment. It describes your futures together as you set sail on the seven seas. And did you know that two people can also 'lock in'  good luck and fortune for ever by choose a wedding date under the luckiest stars possible?  

Our mission:  to build you a brilliant marriage blueprint for an enterprise as strong and high, wide and handsome as a first-class ocean liner...purpose-built, sailing and supported by the stars. All parts must work beautifully together and be able to withstand storms and squalls -  and no icebergs. Marriage is a legal contract: it must benefit and protect both parties. There is more, much more, to selecting a day to marry than skipping the void-of-course moon!   

Must your special moment  be at sunset?  Tell us. Never on a Friday? No problem. Don't know where to marry - on the beach, in the mountains, at the Groucho? Give us your list of places you might marry. 

We'll work with you, asking you questions about what you want your marriage to be - and not just the ceremony  and the party - customising your dreams, desires, and your marriage dates with both your goals.   

Just tell us your parametres (try to give us a wide-ish time range for choosing your wedding dates, for best and long-lasting results). We promise not to tell you the best time to marry is three o'clock in the morning in Rarotonga unless you absolutely insist.  

You'll be able to choose from a bouquet of wedding dates and times. We'd hate to give you just one wedding date or time, unless the planets upstairs are being extremely naughty. This is rare, but in that case we'll ask if you would like to widen your date search to a wider time range.)  We'll do ask at least twelve weeks to work on your wedding chart: as two people's horoscopes are involved, it's a complicated,  long job.

But it will be worth it.  

If your intended is a flight risk, we can and build charts that will hold that tiger, happily.

Please let us know your personal requirements.

BREAKING UP. . . OBSESSING...WONDERING... CURIOUS ABOUT A PAST LOVE?

One of our most popular services, the 'post mortem' after a relationship hits the rocks can be a weirdly comforting, therapeutic and, in a twisted kind of way,  fun thing to do. We analyse your former sweetheart's stars with yours to explore what went wrong, or why a relationship might not have worked out.  If your ex appears to be a hapless, irredeemable reprobate, of course, we will be happy to tell you so. Over and over, if you like.

You will face the future equipped with seriously useful astrology tools to avoid making the same mistakes again, and you will learn cool new moves for finding new sweethearts with more suitable stars so you can make only new mistakes. Zen masters have a phrase for this: 'shushaku jushaku.' Roughly translated, it means: 'to shuffle from one mistake to the next - that is the true path of Zen.'

THE MONEY CHECK-UP 

Are you and your investments well-matched?  Could the little devils and darlings be sweeter to you? Ka-ching! We'll check your favourite stocks and shares, one by one. Are there other ways of adding to your income that you might not know about?

BUILD YOUR OWN LUCK

We build  first-rate customised dates for forming your corporations, LLC, PLC, and your DBA.  Bought a few shells? We'll tell you which ones are more likely to be lucrative for you. Offshore, out of the galaxy, no problem. We can even tell you where,  along with our unsurpassable whens.

PREMIERES, PARTIES, LAUNCHES AND SHOP OPENINGS

Choosing the most favourable date and time to fling wide the doors to let the world in may be the best investment of all. Of course we're working with you on this. What kind of party do you want? What impressions do you wish to create? What  results do you want? We're listening.

LEGAL

We offer a full range of confidential astrological support services that can help you choose attorneys (we've also got a pretty good Rolodex -just ask),  prepare for court, avoid a court fight, negotiate, set up deposition dates, and use good timing and strategic planning and analysis to understand all the moving parts.

POLITICAL

The Reagans used astrology for a 'Teflon presidency'. Other politicians do, every day. Don't ask who - we never tell. If  you hire us, no one will ever know about it.? Want to see if you should run this time, when to announce, or wait until next time? Want to win? Talk to us.

MEDICAL COMPARISONS AND TIMING 

Medical emergency cases are given V.I.P. rush priority. Your case will go to the top of the list. We can help you choose doctors, dentists,  surgeons, nurses, home care workers, and do meticulously researched dates for surgery for optimum outcomes. We will be happy to speak to the physician's schedulers for you if you would rather not do this stressful astrological chore yourself.   

Please consult your doctor for your medical questions. If you need a second, third or even fifth opinion, we can find you a good doctor. This has nothing to do with astrology and everything to do with making sure you have the best options at a frightening time.

Nota Bene: The belief that a person  'creates' his or her medical condition has no place in science or in an ethical practice. Being unwell isn't your "karma'. It happens to us all. Sick and frightened people deserve V.I.P. treatment, and that's what you'll get here - not medieval attitudes and blame-the-victim quackery. We'll do everything we can to help and support you. See Illness As Metaphor by Susan Sontag.

 Gift Horoscopes

A brilliant soup-to-nuts horoscope reading is - or should be - a heady,  life-changing, exhilarating  experience, that rare affirmation of who you are and where you want to go.

The best readings are like a shiny new set of designer spectacles: get the right one,  and  you'll be able to see far for years to come. And guess what? Your frantic friend would love a reading..

Tell us what you want for your friend and we'll design and deliver a gift reading completely customised to your friend's requirements. In a rush? Of course you are, No problem: we can rush a shiny Welcome Kit right over,  with a gift  invitation for a two hour Supersession reading on tape.

 QUANTUM PHYSICS

Good old quantum physics. All doors are open, and all the parts are moving all the time. And what a lo-o-o-o-o-ong salad bar of future moves you have to choose from! Hmm.

Look at the experiment -  you change the experiment.

No such thing as Destiny.  Multiple futures, multiple destinies. We have many Destinies, every day. 

It's only a matter of choosing.

May the future bring you every happiness.

  Fees 

Fees for custom work furnished cheerfully upon request - they vary, based upon what 'the job' you want done - just ask!

Most credit cards accepted.

When ordering please enclose day, month, and year of birth, birth place and birth time (as accurate as possible).

Thank you.

May the future bring you every happiness.

Call our Hotline (001) 212 750 0188.  
or email me  
or write to me at
Box 1801 F.D.R. Station,
New York, NY 10150 USA